Noel Edmonds Quotes

Belief and trust in the power of the Cosmos gives even the most chaotic life a new sense of order and purpose.

Haven’t we all grown up trusting high street banks? Their branches were fixtures, not only in our towns and cities, but in the way our lives ran. Yet it is no exaggeration to say that thousands, possibly millions of us, instead of being helped have found our lives permanently damaged by the toxic U.K. financial system.

The majority of business people are sheeple.

I worked for the BBC for 30 years.

I’m a big fan of Ant and Dec, I think they’re excellent presenters.

I’d quite like to put Noel Edmonds who was on the television and radio in a compartment and remember all that with great fondness and gratitude but consign it to history.

What we used to have in Britain was professions, and then we had industry. Then at some point, maybe with Margaret Thatcher, we suddenly industrialised our professions. And now we have lawyers with products and banks with products, and lecturers and teachers with products.

If you love me I will promise I love you, if you are my mate I will die for you. But if somebody starts giving it me, I will give it back.

I’m very good at compartmentalising my life. I did motor-racing for a while, stopped, didn’t miss it. I did power-boat racing for a while, stopped, didn’t miss it. I had such a good run at the BBC. I had a hell of a CV with arguably the greatest broadcasting organisation in the world. But I’ve never missed it since.

You don’t just stop believing in something because it doesn’t always work.

I believe doctors and scientists who say that disruption of our immune system by negative energy makes you prone to diseases of which cancer is one. That is a medical fact.

I’m patron of Children’s Hospice South West – I would love to go and play ‘Deal’ at the children’s hospice.

I didn’t find Saturday night television difficult.

I’m the last person to claim that I’m sane.

Of course I have an ego.

I’ve got loads of photographs of me at home with two orbs that visit me. The two that I have are about the size of melons. One sits on my arm and the other is usually in the back of the shot, sitting just over my right shoulder.

Our future is in our hands and we must stop looking to politicians to fix matters – they can’t.

I’ve driven a Formula One car, flown a helicopter, flown with the Red Arrows, met kings and queens, been to the White House.

We tried our damnedest to make it a special entertainment, but I’ll admit I’m a contributor to the decline in TV standards.

I was never arrogant.

I’ve had a fantastic relationship with the British public.

If ailing British companies such as Rolls-Royce, Land Rover, British Airways and Cadbury can be turned around, there is still hope for the BBC.

I believe pulsed electromagnetism has a role to play in tackling cancer and I will always believe that.

Someone accused me of having ‘gone off the rails’ but I’ve never been on them hence the success and happiness I enjoy on a daily basis.

The BBC is a very confident broadcasting organisation and it needs brands like ‘Top of the Pops’ and ‘Top Gear.’

I don’t have a TV licence. I don’t watch except on catch-up.

Judging by the number of things I get asked to do I don’t think the public are sick of me.

I’m very proud that on my passport it says: ‘broadcaster,’ and that’s what I see myself as.

There is a theme to my broadcasting career – I’ve never done anything just for the money.

Everything is about energy. We’re surrounded by electro mist, fog and smog. We’re covering ourselves in the wrong sorts of electro-magnetism. These idiot politicians who talk about climate change, for goodness sake, do they really think little us can do anything about it? No, of course not.

You don’t do everything in life in order to make money.

Please be kind, don’t be judgemental.

I’ve met so many politicians I absolutely despise.

I haven’t got a problem with sheeple calling me crazy. What’s sane? What is crazy?

All you are is energy, remember that.

When you go to the darkest place, all reason and logic deserts you and you are very dependent on having good people around you.

I was brought up to be loyal, trustworthy, hardworking and to deliver. If you hired Noel Edmonds to do something then, by God, he worked hard at it.

Life without hope is no life.

Every single human being can achieve a perfect vibrational balance between their positive and negative energy.

As an only child to be there when your parents say goodbye, that’s tough.

I was a diligent little boy at my primary school and then I went to public school and became mediocre at most things and pretty rubbish at others. I had a really tough time. I didn’t enjoy it at all. But it made me the man I am today.

Wi-fi and all the systems we are introducing into our lives are destroying our own natural electro-magnetic fields.

Well, I think Ant and Dec clearly liked me because ‘Saturday Night Takeaway’ is basically ‘Noel’s House Party.’

I do a form of meditation every day anyway.

I have delivered lambs, calves and foals on our farms over the years.

If you want to get things done in life, you don’t go into politics. If you want to get things done in life you go into communications. Absolutely certain.

I’ve seen ‘X Factor’ but I don’t watch it. I don’t watch ‘Takeaway’ either.

I think cancer – I’m not an expert or a doctor – but I think cancer is the result of undigested dreams and forcing yourself to do something that is not distinctively you.

HBOS had robbed me of my marriage, my family, my businesses, my longstanding friend and business partner, my income, my investments, my self-respect, my reputation, my privacy, my physical and mental health. It cost me my security, my image rights, my collection of classic cars – and very nearly my life.

If I was prime minister for a day the first thing I would do would be to close the border. Then we could work out how many people we’ve got here. Then you get people out who have committed crimes and you look at others who shouldn’t be here. Nobody knows how many people we’ve got here.

I spent a lot of Saturday night on BBC television, being chased around by yellow rubber balls.

I like my garden. It sounds boring, but it’s not.

When I worked for the BBC, what I was paid to do ‘House Party’ was all over the tabloid press, there was no privacy there.

Only those who’ve presented live television really know how difficult it is to make it look easy.

Contrary to the image of a neurotic man created in some quarters, I feel very much at peace with myself.